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i'm scared.

no. seriously. i'm scared. it's paulie's bachelor bash this weekend and i am scared shitless that my sweet, shy, cool with a pub and a dart board, innocent boy, is going to come back to me tainted, dirty, used and abused. i'm scared he's going to pull a "hangover" on my ass and come home with third degree burns all over his body. or missing a tooth. or have a tattoo on his face. (k. that would be hilarious). but i'm still scared.

tomorrow he leaves with over 10 of his buddies for {boston}. (ps-i am so jealous he is going to boston without me. we have tried to plan a boston weekend for years now and it has never happened). all i know of the plan, is that they are going to a baseball game (surprise, surprise) which paul is VERY excited for, and will probably eat and drink. a lot. as much as i trust paul, and know he would NEVER do anything stupid, i can't help but have butterflies in my stomach. we all know what boys do at bachelor parties, and i would be dumb to think his buddies wouldn't involve that lovely little tradition. i can't tell him he can't do something, but i can feel a certain way about it.

and this is how i feel.

i give kudos to girls who can let go and are totally fine with their man going to a strip club...sitting in pervert's row, literally inches away from a stripper's disease infested lady business, i am not one of those girls, and paul knows it. i am not cool with him attending a "gentleman's club" and could literally cry just thinking about it. they just gross me right out, and kind of make me angry. lol. "ummm....no, you can't go spend our hard earned money supporting a pseudo-prostitute's drug habits, there are purses for me to buy and manicures i could be spending that money on". harsh, i know. but come on girls, there are lots of jobs out there that don't involve naked gymnastics in front of married, taken and committed men. wow. glad i could get that off my chest.

as much as i want him and his "boys" to have the best time this weekend, a part of me does pray that paul's buddies get him good and drunk the first night, put him on the roof of their hotel, and leave him there until monday morning. fingers crossed.

bahahahaha. strippers and cocaine! paul will get married to a stripper...but dont worry...im like paul...we'd both be happy pulling a "norm" and sit at cheers drinking eat delicious food and throwing sharp objects at a target.

lol, i feel the same way amanda!

ok, 1st, female strip clubs are NOT i repeat are NOT like male strip clubs. You can NOT, i repeat CAN NOT touch the woman dancing. AT ALL!!! they are usually just topless and wear a thong. I live in NY and used to bartend in ALOT of strip clubs here. If there is boose than boobs is all you see. NO drinks the panties sink. still no touching the girls. lap dances are $$$ and the girls still keep the thong on. I dont think your man is a fool, and yes these girl are friggin hot as hell and have unreal bodies, more than likely better than yours and better than mine.
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no woman wants any naked woman grinding there hugh ass cheaks or big boobs in there man's face, (i know i dont) i am also dredding the time when my FH will arrange his bacholer party. ( DEEP BREATH) ,,,,,,,,,,,,this my dear bride friend, all boils down to trust. Its a fun time with his boys, he probably wont remember it. I know that some men can be influenced into shit while there "boys" are around, expecially there single "boys". THIS IS why my brother will be a grooms men. to keep an eye on things at the bacholer party. i think everything will be fine. plus, what man wants a woman that can put a beer bottle up her who ha?? NOT MINE, and im sure yours dosent either. EWWW xoxo

I agree with sonomama80 - your not allowed to touch the stippers and they at least have a thong on. Here, in Canada, our strippers ghet right naked and are actaully pretty nasty. Let him know where you stand and if he knows how you feel about it then you know you can trust him even more to say when enough is enough. However, I understand where you are coming from - no girl wants another girl rubbing up on thier man, especailly when the stripper knows it's a bach party! My FH and I have agreed no lap dances or table dances - only going there to hang out (My girls and I are going to the male strippers).
I'm glad you feel better after your vent! :D

Ryan! You're such a brat. I trust you to take care of my Paulie...don't let anything stupid happen to him!

A strip club is a strip club is a strip club. A place where you take your clothes off and dance all skanky and seductive. Not cool. Not a fan. Thong or not. Boobs or none. I don't like em. LOL. sonomama, you got it right though-the ol' beer bottle trick is not going to impress Paulie, that's for sure!

Hashbrown~aren't we lucky??? Us Canadian girls take it all off!!! Thank the lord he is going to the states for his Bachelor...then I would be a mess.

I completely agree with you on this one! Ever since my FH bachelor party, i have NOT been a fan of strip clubs!!! I didn't tell him not to touch because I thought they couldn't, but they can, at least Iowa strip joints! Let's just say he was in the dog house for quite some time and I was very upset. Needless, to say, he will NOT be going back because of what happened. They are so dirty and I'm not a big fan of them either. I had a hard time with his bachelor party even before he went, but this was his LAST time as a single man and that was his LAST time going to one...lol!! Sorry, I just have some bad feelings about them because of what happened!

I totally get what you are saying, I don't like the idea of strip clubs either, even the concept of look but don't touch, the female form in all shapes and sizes is gorgeous and I appreciate it but flaunting it for cash and letting it all hang out... the idea skivs me out and my boy knows it and is on the same page.

Your boy seems like a lovely gent so I'm sure he'll come back from Boston in one piece and undamaged!

Maybe a glass o' wine {or a box} would help as a distraction :) Thats usually my fall back when I'm trying to relax and let go!

hahahahaha shame Amanda! dont worry he will come back smelling like him still. am sure he wont let no otner woman show his giggly to him! LOL FH and i Abohr stirip clubs we both went once he to a female me to a female too just to see how it was and it wasnt like the movies no it wasnt LOL and that was that! am not sure what hell do forhis BP but am damn sure NOT letting him go to STRIP CLUB! huh huh!

Oh gosh, of course you have every right to feel this way! I have NO idea what strip clubs are like here in Aus but I didn't worry too much about Jase - he thinks they are rank and wouldn't go within a mile of one. He says the only naked body he will ever want to look at is mine. :) He did have some michievous friends who were thinking of a jaunt like that, but thankfully he put his foot down and only ended up walking the streets at night with a mini dress on and then his just jocks... ok....

Surely Paul knows how this would hurt you? It should be fine xx

Amanda. I feel the same way. They gross me out too. Dan isn't really having a bachelor party because all his groomsmen live far away except my bro who doesn't do anything. lol. But if he was, I would feel the exact same way about the situation.
Paul knows how you feel and I'm sure he will come back to you in one piece and even more excited to get married. :)
And I'm sure the 2 of you will make it to Boston at some point. It is a gorgeous city! And you could visit me. hahaha.