bachelorette success!

we pinned the dink on dexter

i finally can sort my thoughts enough to highlight some of my favourite moments from my bachelorette party this weekend. we had 4 days jam packed to the tits with everything you could think of--from the most amazing cottage i have ever/will ever see in my life, 16 fabulous women, delicious meals and way too much to drink, campfires, dock tanning and of course, the party itself.

saturday night was designated as the "dirty night" and let me tell you, it was filthy. i walked into the cottage (ok more like stumbled) to find it had been transformed into a sexy little party-pink streamers, photos on the line, banners and a clothesline of the cutest lingerie. once dinner was finished we went straight into dessert: a tray of shots and lots of games.

the first game involved me guessing which girl purchased which piece of lingerie-if i guessed wrong, i had to take a shot, if i guessed right, the girl who purchased the item had to take a shot. needless to say, with 16 pieces to guess, shit got crazy. how am i supposed to know the girl i always thought was sweet and innocent (to remain anonymous) was gonna pull out the big guns and buy me crotchless panties and nipple pasties?? heavens to betsy, i feel like i have a sex shop living in my underwear drawer.

they also had paul answer a list of questions that i had to guess his answers to. if i guessed wrong...another shot. i thought i knew that kid inside and out! we moved onto the {hot dog game} which includes tying a hot dog to a string and then around your waist, standing over a plate of thumbtacks, and slammin' that wiener into the tacks to stick as many as you can to the dog. my my my, the men in my girls lives are LUCKY BOYS.

last but not least - we "pinned the dink on dexter". i could not have thought of a better man to grope while blind folded with a cut out of a penis in my hands. sweet baby jesus. apparently we busted into the most serious dance party we have ever had, and danced the night away. bits and pieces of the night have come creepin' back to me over the last few days, but i would be lying if i said every detail of the night is crystal clear.

what i do know, is that i had way too much fun this weekend, and am so lucky to have these ladies in my life. i couldn't have asked for more this past weekend, and i KNOW they enjoyed themselves too.

ps. I LOVE JORDY HORNE!!!!