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02/25/2008
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Waxing Philosophical on Strippers...♥
I will say this: I like ♥strippers♥. Most strippers I have met have been cool and they have all smelled really good. I have been to the strip club on more occasions then mr. klein has. This being said the thought of a naked woman grinding on my husband to be is still not the greatest thought I have ever had. I am not afraid that my man is going to run off with a stripper (I personally think men have a better chance of scoring in a regular bar).

As far as my bachelorette party goes I WILL NOT under ANY circumstances be forced to watch the dancing of ANY man in a THONG. I am dreadfully frightened of men in thongs. This dates back to my 17th birthday (I was living in Florida, and you could get in the club @ 17) when my friends decided that I should go to the club that featured male strippers until 11pm. I am guessing that they had ladies night and thought the women would be all sex-crazed from the male strippers by the time they opened up the club for men and DJ started spinning we would be dying to take some random guy home with us. I was not one of these sex-crazed women. I was sitting a table dying of embarassment when some mega-tanned muscle maniac in a thong connected eyes with me. Before I knew it this guy was all up in my knee grinding like a porn star on crack. The point of this story is... I am scarred for life. No man thongs.ever.

I know I will be taking over the planning of my bachelorette party for this reason (and also because I REFUSE to party with anything "penis" shaped- this does not amuse me in ANY way).

What are your guys (girls) planning on doing for their bachelor parties? Have you guys ok-ed a stripper? or will your guy be doing his dirt on the sly? Would you ladies be cool with strippers or opposed if you found out? Thinking of spying on your man during his party?

Is anyone stoked for the penis shaped lolipops? :)

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 |  London, England  |  02/25/2008
Mwahahahahahahahahaha!! Spot on!! Who the hell thinks oiled up guys girating on your lap is sexy? It is sooo embarrassing! Now on the other hand if Wentworth Miller did the girating...nah, still not OK.
I said the same to my girls about no strippers, nothing penis-shaped, no L-letters and I AM NOT going out dressed as a naughty nurse. Anything else goes.
For my other half: no strippers please. I told him if he wants a 'hot' show I'll give him one he never forgets. I used to dance ballet on a professional level so he knows what I'm talking about. ;op
Many of his friends are against the idea anyway as they want to go to some 'survival weekend', whatever that is. Boys playing military. No titties there...
 |  Aurora, IL, United states  |  02/25/2008
I don't know... if it was Wentworth Miller I might just let him girate on whatever he wants... :)
 |  Herndon, VA, United states  |  02/25/2008
I am completely OK with my future hubby going to a strip club. I think its the norm. In fact I actually recommended it to his best man. I however am not OK with him going to a strip club by himself on a regular basis. Like you, we have been several times together and we both enjoy it.
Now, on the male strippers... I am totally with you the idea of overly tanned ,muscular, and oily men in thongs...uuck! I have made it very clear to my ladies that is the last thing i would ever want to do. And the same with anything penis shaped...
please no....lol
 |  Chicago, IL, United states  |  02/25/2008
I don't care what he does at the bachelor party...he doesn't like strippers or strip clubs since they gross him out and he had a not so fun experience at a bachelor party 2 years ago when one of his best friends got married and the guys hired this run down she-male looking stripper. If his friends decide to hire some girls and that's what he wants then cool. I think I would do a better job hiring girls for them....hmm something to think about.

Now for my party. I don't know what my sister is planning but I'm all for anything. She knows what I look for in a good time....and we know where the top of the mill male dancers are as well. ;)

I don't want any strippers touching me...cuz seriuosly I don't know where they have been or what they have been doing.

I've expressed interest in going to a female burlesque show or a drag show at the ever famous Baton club in the proudest part of the city!

Lol penis shaped lolipops I used to get those as gag gifts for my girlfriends as birthday and christmas gifts.

My man is stoked about me renting a gym for an all day basketball tournament for him and his friends the weekend before the wedding....they might be too tired to strippers after playing ball all day anyway....something that hasn't entered my mind until now ;o)
 |  Herndon, VA, United states  |  02/25/2008
Scott and I both agreed we don't want strippers. I'm just not into it. I wouldn't mind if his friends wanted to do it with him, but he was the one who said first he didn't want him. Other than that agreement, my only problem was having a certain mutual friend planning his party because I know he what he's into and even if Scott didn't do it, I wouldn't want it in my house.

Scott has said he'll probably work on the race car with his best man and they may go golfing or something.

My girls are planning my party, no strippers. But we'll go dancing and drinking. Just having fun!
 |  Pompano beach, FL, United states  |  02/25/2008
My guy will for sure be at a strip club for his party which I'm worried about, one of the best things about my guy is how devoted he is. I am threatening his crew with death if they try to get him into a private room though, LOL. I know he wouldn't go in one. I went to a bachelorette party where a stripper came to the house and it was way better than any male strip club. He was in the living room with all the guests the whole time, so nothing scandalous could happen. He was in boxer breifs and was  twirling, throwing spining us all around, even the not so petite women! I was very surprised at how much fun it was. Not cheesy and creepy like a lot of them are but yet I went home very eager to see my msn :)
 |  Pompano beach, FL, United states  |  02/25/2008
Not worried about- gees I'm the worst typer
 |  Mountlake terrace, WA, United states  |  02/25/2008
i don't want naked guys or naked posters of guys or naked guy anythings at my party. Thats just not me. My guy is getting a boat and him and his buddies are going fishing and drinking all day. None of them are into the club seen so i don't really have to worry about that. As far as my party goes im not sure what im going to do. The girl that was incharge of doing my party is now engaged as well and we are getting married just a few weeks apart so we were thinking of having our bachelorette party together with all of our friends and then letting our moms throw us seperate ones more like a bridal shower then a bachelorette party with our families.
 |  Danville, CA, United states  |  02/25/2008
Ok. i am okay with one stripper. That is it, but I told my MOH to not have me wearing penis hats, and necklaces and stuff. It isnt my style. We are all going out dancing and clubbing. I will have a shirt that says bride or bachelorette.But I hate the penis things ya know!!! I totally understand what you are saying. I am not too worried about him having a stripper. Honestly he would rather go to the casino or golf with his buddies...
 |  Atlanta, GA, United states  |  02/25/2008
Neither of us are into strippers. I have this feeling Kevin's will include a long night of poker and too much vodka, skotch, or gin.

I'm hoping for something peaceful from my bridesmaids. I'm really not into strippers...went to a club once...it was amusing..but not sexy and I don't think I'll do it again. There were more gay men than straight women.

Ideally, I'd like an incredible day of shopping, some Disney, and chocolate...three things Kevin doesn't like.
 |  Saint louis, MO, United states  |  02/29/2008
lol i agree. I wouldn't be ablr to stop laughing and would be too embarrassed if my maid of honor got me a stripper for my bach party. hahahaha it's just not for me.
 |  Aurora, IL, United states  |  02/29/2008
a night of poker? now thats what i would like for MY bachelorette party! :)
 |  Chicago, IL, United states  |  05/01/2008
LOL.... your story about made me fall out of my work chair!
I am going to the female strip club! Goodtimes!
 |  Aurora, IL, United states  |  05/02/2008
female strippers are much better!
 |  Albany, NY, United states  |  08/29/2008
my fiance hates strippers. he goes on a rampage about how they are selling a form of sex for money, and thats prostitution. if anyone tried to arrange a stripper for him, he'd stop speaking to them. I didn't have to say a word about my insecurities of lusting after another woman. And I would leave my own party if a stripper showed up. My heart is already committed, and I wouldn't want to be caught dead near someone who is advertising sex. Even if know one else knew about it, I just wouldnt be able to sleep at night. Not trying to offend anyone. But its a big no no to us. We believe sex is sacred and to only be shared together.
 |  Waterloo, ON, Canada  |  11/12/2008
hahaha, your post made me laugh. I would much rather see a woman strip than a man any day! Men doing stuff like that just looks creepy to me!!
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