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Do you find yourself having strange dreams as it gets closer to your wedding?
Warning: Long post. Sorry. If you like hearing about other people's dreams then read on, you may laugh. If not, please comment and let me know about your crazy dreams. I love hearing about other people's dreams. The more bizarre, the better hehe
I have been having some strange dreams lately. Last night's dream is the one that takes the cake!
Last night I dreamed about my wedding day. The most bizarre events took place in my dream!
First, we had to change the venue of our wedding which was located in a totally different city. We had to move the wedding to a place in the busy downtown area of Atlanta, because it started raining really hard. I mean it was non-stop rain just pouring down mercilessly. So no outdoor wedding for us.
The rain ruined our wedding theme: Circus and Lights. So we didn't get to use the fireworks that were purchased because the wedding was no longer going to be outdoors.
The acrobats, fire eaters, and belly dancers didn't show up because no one told them the venue had changed. So they went to the old place and got rained on. Then the magician showed up, but he turned out to be a clown in scary make up (I hate clowns), and he kept asking was any children going to be at the wedding so he can play with them...creeeeeeepy.
At the venue, nothing was set up. We were given a small room with white walls that looked like a mental hospital out of a scary movie. My wedding coordinator was no where to be found. The caterers showed up late and with only half the food to feed people who actually showed up for the wedding. And when I went to call my coordinator, my cell phone fell completely apart in my hands when I tried to dial the number. I mean the phone shattered into millions of pieces soon as I pressed a number. There was nothing I could do to put it back together.
My father didn't come to walk me down the aisle, so my uncle was supposed to be back up just in case. My uncle's friend is our hired DJ. He is a professional and they were riding together to the wedding. He does not show up. So people started leaving the reception because there wasn't enough food and the music was terrible. We were stuck listening to muzak that was being played throughout the whole building on those lousy static filled speakers that are built into the walls.
So we decided we were going to leave too. As I was leaving my wedding coordinator was sitting outside smoking a cigarette. She appeared to be angry. So she storms over to me as my husband and I are walking towards the limo and she puts her cigarette out on my arm! I scream and she just walks off with her arm around the magician clown like nothing happened.
There was traffic everywhere! The limo driver gets impatient as we are hugging the 3 family members that stayed. He starts laying on his horn at us to get into the limo.
Then my uncle and the DJ that was supposed to be there shows up. I look at my husband's wrist watch and it's 11:59pm. They don't even apologize. The DJ asks if I still would like for him to set up his stuff and play for people inside and I tell him we are leaving! My uncle laughs and asks if I had fun walking down the aisle by myself and I just start crying.
My husband can't take it anymore, so we get into the limo. There are random girls on the street asking me to throw the bouquet to them. So I stand up through the open rooftop of the limo (yes even thought it is raining) and I toss the bouquet. But instead of someone catching it...
A HUGE GARBAGE TRUCK COMES OUT OF NOWHERE and the driver is laying on his horn! The truck hits my wedding bouquet and smashes it to pieces!
That's where it ends...OMG I woke up terrified. Once I realized it was just a dream and not real...
I BURST INTO LAUGHTER.