As my wedding day gets closer, my friends & i have fun by recounting our horrible dating experiences. I think it makes you more fortunate that you have finally found Mr. Right. So, what is your worst dating experience? I will start:
My bestfriend & I went on a double date in college. She decided to pickup the guys and drive us that night. So, we go to her date's house, and we are amazed and shocked by the amount of porn this dude has. It was sickening. Then, she realized that he looked much better in the dark when she met him at the club. Despite the realization, she opted to continue with the date as planned.
Well, these cheapos decided to take us to IHOP. I like pancakes. So, I did not complain and enjoyed my breakfast at 8PM. My date was actually pretty pleasant. Her date ... not so much. She left me at the table with them and went to talk to another dude in IHOP! Her date got upset and began an argument with ME. I don't remember what it was about. I just recall this joker pulling a pocket knife out. Needless to say, I was mad as hell and proceeded to curse his @$$ out in IHOP. So much so that we got kicked out!
My friend is waaayyyy too nice. So, she insisted that she take them home. Well, my date turned on me, and the two idiots sat in the back seat and hurled insults at us the entire ride. They even went as far as to start throwing dollars in my lap as if I was a stripper. On our way, they asked her to stop at a gas station and she obliged. When they got out, I threw all of their stuff out of the window and demanded her to step on the gas! THE END!!!
Another guy sent me a bouquet of flowers every single week. And I'm talking the $200 kind in vases!! EVERY SINGLE WEEK FOR MONTHS. And everytime I said I liked something (Aquafina water comes to mind) I had cases of it on my doorstep. It was bizarro world and overkill to say the least. ewww....I just got chills.
HA HA - it's called the Triple F honeybee - Five Foota Fascination - it's a spell we shorties just naturally possess! LOLOL