I FINALLY found a vintage cake topper I actually like (and it somewhat resembles us!).
My FH has long 70's style hair and sideburns (not quite as long as the groom on this topper though) and most of the vintage cake toppers have brides with short hair, whereas I have more medium-long length hair... so this was PERFECT!
Plus, at less than $15 (including shipping) it was a steal! I love it!