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Warning: Sense of Humor! (Which one Farts worse?)

Lmao.. This is mad crazy!!! You made me laugh and cry at the same time. H2B and I joke about this alot.. This is our sense of humor when we are having bad days.. I have to admit my H2B can let it blow like fireworks (lol). It be so funny because he is not ashamed to let it out. He always says better out then in!!! Iol.

Thanks 4 the laugh!!!!

Nubian:  You are hilarious!  We were talking about this today and he fell to the floor, ducking and rolling around, acting crazy because I blew him out the bed.  LOL  Sorry, he made chilli last night!  LOL  So glad to make you laugh girl!  

Huggs!

OMG, I'm LMAO! You are hella crazy!  I must admit, this made me laugh and cry too this morning. We had garlic last night in our spagetti and garlic bread and I am blowing him out the room this morning too!  I actually just called Mr. L in here to see this posting and he said, "Tarah, the graphics looks like your ass!" LOL  Rhonda, thank you for posting this!  This is hella funny!  I'm in tears right now, laughing so hard.

Answer to your other questions:
Who has the worst fart? Me
Who broke wind first? He Did
Who has more gas? Me

DLT: You are so funny!  You are so welcome too!  Spagetti and Garlic bread is my favorite too.  So sorry for your express with FH. You blew him out the room?  LoL!  That is hilarious back!  Thanks for sharing!

Lol. I am so happy to be alive. His gas can make you go to a another universe!!! It be mad funny!!! I tell him he bet not do that on our wedding day or, our honeymoon.. (lol) He will get embrassed!!!

Girl, girl, girl! Woke up this morning and fell out of my bed with this one!  You are crazy!  LMAO, too.

Who has the worst fart? He does
Who broke wind first? Me
Who has more gas? He does

I have to say that this is so funny, because me and Kyle were just
talking about this last night!  He has the worst gas ever. He'll do it in public places, like we were in the grocery store and he released one. Man oh Man did it smell bad. I was so embarrased, because there was an old lady coming down the aisle and Kyle left me there!!!  WTF?  I was so embarrassed.  He will dump one and leave, then your are stuck with it! I sware, one time he did it in the car at night and it was still there the next morning when I left out for work???? Huh? Now how is that possible?

I love my husband dearly. We are there for better for worse, remember that?  LOL

Thank you for making me laugh this morning!  Love this!

Nubian: LOL, out of the Universe?  WARNING!!! Nerves on the wedding day triggers all sorts of gasses. You might want to give him some Tums in advance. Nerves are the worst to make any stomach turn into knots!

WARNING #2!! Honeymoon may even be worse, because he will finally be relaxed from all the stress of the wedding planning and his body breaks down and relaxes.

Ivorylove: Now that is TO EXTREME! Letting one go and leave it behind. Sometimes they are called, "The Silent, but Deadlies!" LOL  I don't do that one.  I try to not embarrass hubby in public places at times, but sometimes you just can't hold them in all the time. What are you supposed to do? Leave the aisle at the grocery store and find a vacant aisle and release it there then come back and act like everything is hunky dorey?  Not!  LOL  

Worse is that, the old lady thought it was you!  LOL

OMG! Hubby always talks about me! He said he didn't know a woman as pretty as me could smell like that! Lmao! I couldn't do nuthin but laugh! Then when we played the newlywed game at our wedding the question was "Who farted first?" And of course I raised my shoe and he did too! It had our guest rotfl laughing at us!

Iammrsdubose: You are so funny. Oh-No! Not in front of the guests???  Hilarious!  I don't think I could live that one down. LOL I love the saying on, to pretty to have a smell like that?  Hey, it's all in the intake baby!  LOL

LOLOL!!! This is too funny!!!! FH definitely did it all first!!! LOL!

Good girls never tell! *batting eyelashes*

He said for the longest I would do it in my sleep LOL! Thats embarrassing and a few times I woke myself up after doing it and would look to see if he heard me....and although he was asleep he would bring it up the next day..."did you poot last night" ummmmm no! LOL

Mrsmagraff2be:  That is exactly what I'm talking about! You could be in a good sleep and don't even know it! That is the first time I actually did it and he didn't say anything and I didn't think he heard it?  NOT!  Hubby admitted it to me after I asked him the first time about him doing it and he said, you do it even in your sleep.  Totally Shocked I was!  I didn't even think he was paing that close attention and he even snores at night. LOL  It happens. Hehheehe.

Good girls tell, nice girls don't!  LOL, LOL!!!

After almost 11 years, I can't remember who farted first--but, he's definitely the worst for it, now--in quality and quantity! LMAO. In his defense, however, he wears a CPAP machine at night to help with his sleep apnea (he stops breathing multiple times), so it's constantly forcing air into him.

Mrshtobe: You are so funny!  I know it's been a long time for us guys. My hubby is about to do the sleep apnea test too. He needs one of those masks as well. Been putting and putting it off, now it's time for me to get some good sleep. (smile)

Trust me, it will be your best friend (although it can be a pain, too--harder for snuggles, and  middle-of-the-night nookie, etc.). The day after FI first used the mask, he was a completely different person--in a good way! No more falling asleep in the middle of conversations, lol.

Mrshtobe: THANK YOU!! I want something to be his best friend at night! This may be the answer to all!  I told him about this and he agrees. You are such a sweetie!

pwahahahahahahaha *dead* you girls have killed me with laughter lolest! I fart more than he does and its crazy cause most of the time like for example when we are driving and i let it go i always give him a face *pussy cat eyes* and he always goes "you've farted" kekekkekekee the silent ones smell the most hahahahahahha this one time we were talking and laughing so hard and in the middle of the conversation a little fart came out i thought he wouldn't notice because of all the noise we were making laughing but low and behold he paused and said with a smirk "babe did you just fart?" lol its crazy but im glad we are real with each other like that.

Christy1: You are cracking me up.  LMAO!!  Ohhhh, my ribs are hurting.

You are shitin me?  LMFAO!  This is the funniest posting that I have ever seen. OmG!  My man is the worst!  LOL  

Answer is Him, him, him!  I'm one of the ones that dodge him when I have to do it. He's fronted me a few times on this subject as well. At night, I do creep out and release one and the morning comes and he teases me about it.

Thanks for posting this!

Yes, that photo is him for sure!  HA!!!!

hahahahaha oh my gosh you ladies are the best!!
you know he farts and they smell horrible! but i think mine smell worse! hahahaha i think he farted first dont know who farts the most nut i think him, an more gas  depends on what i ate! hahahahaha too funny!!!

HAHAHAHHAHA this is great!!!! HE definitely farted first, HE DEFINITELY is the worst and He without a doubt farts the most!!! I am not ashamed...after almost 6 years its just natural lol! I couldnt imagine hiding my gas for 6 years!!! talk about stomach aches!!! lol
He tells me its like i fart pixie dust bc i dont have any "power" behind mine!! hahaha SOOO funny!
He is the worst though!
Stir fry is his favourite meal and i hate when i make it for him because he gets the deadliest smelling ones!!!!
HAHAH thanks for making my day!!! lol