This is shaune's Yellow Wedding!

I'D JUST LEFT WORK AND I KNEW THAT I WAS TOO TIRED TO COOK, SO I STOPPED AT A RESTAURANT CALLED, "WING STOP" TO PICK UP SOME FOOD. I WAS STANDING IN LINE PLACING MY ORDER WITH THE CASHIER, WHEN SHE TOLD ME THAT SOMEONE WANTED TO PAY FOR MY FOOD. I LAUGHED AT HER, BUT SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE WAS SERIOUS. I ASKED HER, "AND YOUR KNOW THIS HOW?" SHE REPLIED, "BECAUSE HE JUST TOLD ME", POINTING AT THE FRONT WINDOW.
I TURNED AROUND, SMILED, AND MOTIONED FOR HIM TO COME INSIDE. HE DID SO, INTRODUCING HIMSELF, AND RESTATING HIS OFFER. I LET HIM KNOW THAT I WASN'T JUST BUYING FOOD FOR MYSELF, SO HE WOULD BE BUYING FOR MY WHOLE FAMILY.
HE TOLD ME, "YOU AIN'T SAYING NOTHING", SO I ADDED A FEW MORE ITEMS TO MY ORDER, AND SAT DOWN WITH HIM.

WE TALKED THE WHOLE TIME THAT I WAITED ON MY FOOD, AND THE MORE WE TALKED, THE MORE THAT I WANTED TO HEAR WHAT HE HAD TO SAY. I DIDN'T WANT HIM TO KNOW THAT AT THE TIME, SO I DIDN'T GIVE HIM MY NUMBER, BUT I DID TAKE HIS CARD.

ONCE MY FOOD WAS READY, I JUMPED IN MY CAR, AND LEFT.

*LET ME TELL YOU, I EITHER DON'T CALL, OR WAIT A FEW WEEKS IF I DECIDED TO DO SO, BUT I TELL YOU NO LIE, I HADN'T EVEN GOTTEN A GOOD TWO BLOCKS AWAY FROM THIS MAN, AND I WHIPPED OUT THAT CARD AND CALLED HIM.
I DIDN'T EVEN BLOCK MY NUMBER WHEN I DID.

SHORTLY AFTER, I KNEW, WITH THE UTMOST CONFIDENCE THAT I WAS IN LOVE! PLEASE BELIEVE ME!